Jacob was charged with stealing a BMW Z3, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Jacob came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

'Your honor,' he said, 'I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine.'

'Why ?' asked the judge. 'He won your aquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?'

'Well, your honor,' replied Jacob, 'I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.'