A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it\'s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 300 people.
A bystander asks the man, \'What\'s going on?\'

\'My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral,\' is the reply.

\'Could I borrow your lion?\' asks the bystander. \'I\'ve got a lawyer I\'d like to have eaten.\'

\'Sorry, but you\'ll have to get at the end of that line,\' said the man, pointing to the 300 people following the coffin.