A japanese guy walks into the bar and says get me a coke. The bartender does and the japanese guys says mmm whats so good about this coke? And the bartender says me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke and the japanese guy runs out
A cowboy walks in and says get me a coke and sure enough he gets the coke and says mmm whats so good about this coke? And the bartender says me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke the cowboy stands up and says... me cowboy me make blast me put bullet up your ass!