There was a blonde married to a brunette. One day at breakfast she said to her husband,"Our bedroom is dull I'm going to paint it while you're at work today." Herhusband said "No, honey that just means that I have to clean up your mess when I get home." She said "Okay."

When he got home from work the house smelled of paint so he went upstairs to his room to see what was going on. He saw his blonde wife sweating to death. He said "Honey why are you sweating to death. She replied "Did you not read the can you dummy, it says for best results use two coats." Her husband just laughed.